One of those days, I
Sure enough, the dimension view was being used in the joins. I was dumbfounded and decided to take a break to think. Adding tobacco to my pipe, I put on my thinking cap and stared aimlessly at the setting sun. Random thoughts started racking my brain and I even ventured far to think that it could be a bug in analysis services. Suddenly, something clicked in my mind and I started running towards my colleague and delivered in true Sherlock Holmes style - “Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. Not a word! Into your clothes and come!”. My colleague also decided to humour me and tagged along.
Me : Chance has put in our way a most singular and whimsical problem, and it’s solution is it’s own reward.
Colleague : Can you please cut the crap and let me know why this happens?
Me : Watson, you know I can’t resist a touch of the dramatic. I have no desire to make mysteries, but it is impossible at the moment of action not to enter into long and complex explanations. Let’s go step by step and have a look at the query once again.
Colleague : Duh, ok!
Me : Perhaps when a man has special knowledge and special powers like my own,